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Derek Zoolander : Oh, right, cool. Matilda : I've been trying to reach you for a week. Derek Zoolander : A week? What, are you having a whack attack? I saw you this afternoon, dum-dum. Matilda : That was last Friday. Matilda : When I was in 7th grade, I was Derek Zoolander : Ew! Prewitt : The truth is male models have been assassinating world leaders for over years. Abe Lincoln wanted to abolish slavery, right? Well, who do you think made the silk stockings and powdered wigs worn by our early leaders?
Derek Zoolander : Mugatu! Prewitt : [pauses] Slaves, Derek. So they hired John Wilkes Booth to do Mr. Lincoln in. John F. Matilda : Lee Harvey Oswald wasn't a male model. Prewitt : You're goddamn right he wasn't, but the two lookers who capped Kennedy from the Grassy Knoll sure as shit were! Derek Zoolander : Or are you here to tell me what a bad eugoogoolizer I am? Matilda : A what? Derek Zoolander : A eugoogoolizer Derek Zoolander : Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?
Hansel : This has been an emotional day for all of us. I think we should get naked. Matilda : What? Hansel : Don't ask questions. Just give in to the power of the tea. Derek Zoolander : Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade.
I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking "wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career. Matilda : Do what for a career? Derek Zoolander : Be professionally good looking.
Derek Zoolander : You mean, you haven't Matilda : Done it in a while, yeh. Hansel : Now, what's a while? Like, eight days? Derek Zoolander : I can't sleep with you OK? My head is killing me Matilda : What are you talking about? Derek Zoolander : OK, if you just want to fool around or
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